The (Most) Nabobist

All these years, I’ve kept one eye open for another sighting. And here it is. Diligence, the rewards are obvious.

Previously

I've been missing ya...

Transcripts of telephone conversations, recorded by former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger while serving in the Nixon White House, become public.

Check The George Washington University National Security Archive for transcripts and updates.

Without further adieu, circa 1976!






*Special thanks to MLS heroine Renee for the research on this. I couldn't have done it without you.

THE HENRY KISSINGER SONG

Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
You're the doctor of my dreams,
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your Machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy, but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
And wishing you were here.

Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
You're so chubby, and so neat,
With your funny clothes, and your squishy nose
You're like a German parakeet,
All right, so people say that you don't care,
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler, and bigger tits than Cher,
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
And wishing you were here.